IC INBOX for The Last Voyages

[magician_king]

You know what to do.

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[magician_king]

Yeah, I have seen you try to con me, remember?

Either way, no dice.

[tetractys]

I LIED ABOUT SOME STUFF, NOT THE SAME THING!

LISTEN, YOU'RE GOING SOON, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT! LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. I'LL WORK ON IT SOME OTHER WAY.

[magician_king]

We're not fighting, I'm just laughing at you and hard passing. And remember the time you tried to get me to say that I owed you an unspecified favour with no limitations as to scale?

The first time I killed you.

[tetractys]

OH YEAH! THAT WAS GREAT.

[good and hilarious times]

[magician_king]

That is when I decided to make friends with you.

[tetractys]

YEAH, YOU SAID AS MUCH!

I DIDN'T CARE THAT MUCH THAT I DIED BEYOND BEING FRUSTRATED BY THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT YOU PROBABLY FIGURED THAT OUT.

[magician_king]

You've always been really chill about the learning curve I've been on.

[Which he appreciates.]

[tetractys]

OH, NO PROBLEM! I'VE TAKEN MUCH MORE DISRUPTIVE STUFF IN STRIDE. IT'S A TALENT!

["Talent," "personalty disorder," same thing]

[magician_king]

So what was the thinking behind the midas touch plan?

The full thinking.

[tetractys]

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN EXPLAIN!

IF SOMEONE'S DREAMING ABOUT YOU, WHERE'S THE VERSION OF YOU FROM THE DREAM GO WHEN THEY WAKE UP?

[magician_king]

That's like asking if stopping making a shadow puppet of a dog with your fingers and a flashlight is cruelty to animals.

[tetractys]

IF IT THINKS IT'S A REAL DOG FOR THE MOMENT IT EXISTS.

LISTEN, CAN YOU TRUST THAT I'M NOT A MORON FOR A SECOND? THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THINKING WHAT YOU'RE EXPERIENCING IS REAL AND THAT ACTUALLY BEING THE CASE.

SO UNLESS YOU CAN GET AT THE GUY MAKING THE SHADOW PUPPETS, ANY AGENCY YOU REALLY HAVE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

[magician_king]

Bill, I love you, I honest to God do. I definitely asked, which is my bad. And if I'm being dismissive, it's because every bone in my body, every one of my considerable instincts, and all my years of shitty and fucked up experiences- all of it is screaming at me that you are going to get hurt and you are going to hurt other people.

I get that this doesn't mean you can stop. But I am not here for you in this. I will, however, be here to help pick you up if [when] it fucks up. But this is my formal abstention from operation 'turtles all the way down.'

[tetractys]

YOU REALLY CONFUSE ME SOMETIMES!

WELL, MOST OF THE TIME.

YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING, Y'KNOW THAT?

[magician_king]

Well, I don't know what I'm doing half the time, so that's probably why.

[A small smile.]

I don't think being friends is about oweing anyone anything.

[tetractys]

YEAH, THAT'S SUPER WEIRD!

[magician_king]

I'm sticking around a bit longer, it turns out, so you have at least a few minutes to get used to it.

[tetractys]

JUST IN TIME TO WATCH US ALL GET KILLED!

[magician_king]

Uh oh, wait, what? This, or something else?

[tetractys]

THE AUTHORITY CATCHING UP WITH US FOR STEALING THEIR SHIP!

[magician_king]

Right. I don't think it'll happen in my tenure, personally. This feels like the thing, now.

[tetractys]

I DISAGREE, BUT, HEY! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

HEY, WEIRD QUESTION. CAN SOMEONE WITH THE WRONG NUMBER OF FINGERS LEARN ANYTHING FROM YOUR WORLD?

[Bill has four, but more importantly: Ford has six.]

[magician_king]

Oh yeah, man. More fingers, more casting. People add them on purpose, if they don't mind totally fucking themselves up spiritually.

[tetractys]

HOW'S THAT HAPPEN? A CONSEQUENCE OF MESSING WITH YOUR BODY?

[magician_king]

Yep. Shouldn't do bodies, definitely can't do faces. Your body's a good metaphor for your self.