IC INBOX for The Last Voyages

[magician_king]

You know what to do.

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[tetractys]

YEAH, WELL, I'D BE DEAD BY NOW IF I HADN'T KILLED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO CLIMB THE LADDER. I WOULDN'T HAVE MET YOU, I WOULDN'T EVEN BE BILL, BECAUSE I ONLY TOOK THAT NAME LIKE TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

I DON'T SEE ANY KIND OF POINT IN FEELING BAD ABOUT STUFF THAT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT, AND THAT INCLUDES THE PAST!

[magician_king]

Well, that is something I'm sincerely sorry to hear.

[tetractys]

YEAH, WELL. ME TOO.

[magician_king]

So what the fuck is up with you and Ford?

[tetractys]

UGH, WHAT ISN'T UP?

THIS IS JUST THE LATEST IN A SERIES OF THINGS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH NOW! APPARENTLY HIS SAFETY IS MY SAFETY IN THE HANDS OF WHOEVER KNOWS HOW TO EXPLOIT THAT CONNECTION. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH COMMON THREAD I'D NEED TO SEVER, AND IF IT WAS THE UNIVERSE SIGNATURE I'M OUT OF LUCK!

[magician_king]

Yeah, I would start there.

Who's your warden right now?

[tetractys]

LUKE SKYWALKER.

NICE KID! BRIGHTER THAN THE MOVIES MADE HIM LOOK.

[magician_king]

Ask him to ask the Admiral if he can sever you from Ford.

[tetractys]

HUH! YOU KNOW, I DON'T TRUST HIM, BUT IF HE MESSES IT UP THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN IS NOTHING!

YEAH, GOOD IDEA! I'LL TALK TO HIM. THANKS, Q!

[magician_king]

I mean, just be polite about it and make a strong case. Your being tangled up with that family seems like it's never been a good thing for you, and it'd probably help if you weren't.

[tetractys]

YEAH, YOU'D THINK I'D GET OUT WHILE THE GETTING WAS GOOD.

THERE'S A LOT OF DUMB PROPHECY STUFF INVOLVED. PROPHECIES ARE A TERRIBLE IDEA. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FREE WILL, HUH?

[he loves prophecies about himself winning and hates all the ones about him being dead]